“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
wow THIS THO
Someday, I hope to actually laugh at these comics.
but seriously fuck people who think our generation had everything handed to us. we may not be first generation college students, but we’re paying double/triple what you paid for an education of more questionable quality. i’m not saying we don’t have it better, but we’re not as lazy as you think.
Not to mention the minimum wage has very much not kept pace with inflation/general costs…
This generation is the victim of a terrible debt that was passed down from the previous generation to us, and chances are, we won’t see it through to the end. The least the previous generation could do is not rub it all over our faces.
Hypocritical adult assholes are pretty much the only thing in life that make me madder than hell. My family members are the worst offenders, I’ve found, and they just expect the younger generation now to pick up all the slack that they’ve left us with.
They brought us into this world with a national debt crisis hanging over our heads, which has now gone into effect for as long as I can remember, and they just expect by saying this kind of stuff that we’ll “get off our lazy asses and fix it”…
IT AIN’T THAT EASY
YEAH. like, i’m already scared enough for my future of financial problems, so can you not?
REBLOG THIS EVERYWHERE
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
“I wasn’t joking when I said I sometimes use Sara’s name when I get a coffee….it’s just easier.” -Tegan
ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT
i NEEd A PENCil
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it